Hey, Future Boyfriends here. We have to drop a big boy privacy policy on you guys. You don’t have to read it, but it’s here–– and don’t get us wrong. We fought TOOTH and NAIL against Google and other advertisers so we didn’t have to put this on here. We put our FOOT DOWN and said “our users privacy is sacred to us, so help us God WE WILL WALK”. But they explained to us that this is just a legal thing because of the ads on our site, and that we are children dressed like adults. So here is some copy and pasted but nonetheless valid policy information for those who are interested:

Future Boyfriends John Horan and Kyle Vorbach from John and Kyle Do Everything
John Horan and Kyle Vorbach in John and Kyle Do Everything: The Movie


At Future Boyfriends, we recognize that privacy of your personal information is important. Here is information on what types of personal information we receive and collect when you use and visit FutureBoyfriends.com, and how we safeguard your information.  We never sell your personal information to third parties.

Log Files

As with most other websites, we collect and use the data contained in log files.  The information in the log files include  your IP (internet protocol) address, your ISP (internet service provider, such as AOL or Shaw Cable), the browser you used to visit our site (such as Internet Explorer or Firefox), the time you visited our site and which pages you visited throughout our site.

Cookies and Web Beacons

We do use cookies to store information, such as your personal preferences when you visit our site.  This could include only showing you a popup once in your visit, or the ability to login to some of our features, such as forums.


We also use third party advertisements on FutureBoyfriends.com to support our site.  Some of these advertisers may use technology such as cookies and web beacons when they advertise on our site, which will also send these advertisers (such as Google through the Google AdSense program) information including your IP address, your ISP , the browser you used to visit our site, and in some cases, whether you have Flash installed.  This is generally used for geotargeting purposes (showing New York real estate ads to someone in New York, for example) or showing certain ads based on specific sites visited (such as showing cooking ads to someone who frequents cooking sites).

You can chose to disable or selectively turn off our cookies or third-party cookies in your browser settings, or by managing preferences in programs such as Norton Internet Security.  However, this can affect how you are able to interact with our site as well as other websites.  This could include the inability to login to services or programs, such as logging into forums or accounts.

Additional Info from Google

Third party vendors, including Google, use cookies to serve ads based on a user’s prior visits to a website. Google uses a cookie called the “DoubleClick” cookie, which enables it and its partners to serve ads to our users based on their visit to our site and/or other sites on the internet. Users may opt out of the use of the DoubleClick cookie for interest-based advertising by visiting Ad Settings, or by directly opting out of a third-party vendor’s use of cookies by visiting aboutads.info.

Honestly, good for you if you legit read all that. That’s intense. Please don’t sue us.